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The Big Bang Theory: S1E2 – The Big Bran Hypothesis

The Big Bang Theory : Season 1, Episode 2 – The Big Bran Hypothesis

Trivia: (scroll to the bottom of the page for the answers)
Q1: What is Wolowitz allergic to?
Q2: What was the occupation of the transvestite who lived in the apartment before Penny?
Q3: At what hour does Sheldon decide to clean Penny’s apartment in the middle of the night?
Q4: What object does Leonard grab to ward off “potential” burglars?
Q5: What’s an audiologist?

Quotes:

Rajesh: Are there any chopsticks?
Sheldon: You don’t need chopsticks; this is Thai food.
Leonard: Here we go…
Sheldon: Thailand has had the fork since the later half of the 19th century. Interestingly, they don’t actually put the fork in their mouth. They use it to put the food on a spoon which goes into their mouth.
Leonard: [To Raj] Ask him for a napkin. I dare you.

Leonard: Penny, wait.
Penny: Yeah?
Leonard: Um, if you don’t have any other plans, do you want to join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon?
Penny: A marathon, Wow, how many Superman movies are there?
Sheldon: You’re kidding, right?
Penny: You know, I do like the one where Louis Lane falls from the helicopter and Superman swooshes down and catches her. Which one is that?
All Guys [in unison]: One.
Sheldon: You realize that scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy.
Penny: Yes, I know, men can’t fly.
Sheldon: No. No, let’s assume that they can. Louis Lane is falling accelerating at an initial rate of 32 ft. per second per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Ms. Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120mph, hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.
Leonard: Unless Superman matches her speed and decelerates.
Sheldon: In what space, sir? In what space? She’s two feet above ground. Frankly, if he really loved her he’d let her hit the pavement. It would be a more merciful death.

Sheldon: You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of you having sexual congress with this woman.
Leonard: Well, men do things for women without expecting sex.
Sheldon: Yeah, those would be men who just had sex.
Leonard: I’m doing this to be a good neighbor. In any case, it couldn’t lower the odds.

Leonard: [to Sheldon] Hard as it may be for you to believe, most people don’t sort their breakfast cereal numerically by fiber content.
Sheldon: Excuse me, but I think we’ve both found that helpful at times.

Sheldon: [to Leonard] If you have time to lean, you have time to clean.

Sheldon: [to Leonard] Do you want some cereal? I feel so good today I’m going to choose from the lower-fiber-end of the shelf. Hello, Honey Puffs.

Wolowitz: Grab a napkin, homie. You just got served.

Wolowitz: [while reading Penny’s furniture instructions] Oh boy, I was afraid of this.
Leonard: What?
Wolowitz: These instructions are a pictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components. This right here is why Sweden has no space program.

Trivia Answers:
Q1: What is Wolowitz allergic to?
A1: Peanuts

Q2: What was the occupation of the transvestite who lived in the apartment before Penny?
A2: Police officer

Q3: At what hour does Sheldon decide to clean Penny’s apartment in the middle of the night?
A3: 2am. Leonard’s alarm clock reads 2:16am when he wakes up.

Q4: What object does Leonard grab to ward off “potential” burglars?
A4: A light saber

Q5: What’s an audiologist?
A5: A throat doctor

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